He's a photographer, so that means he should get naked pictures of me. You know, for critiquing... with his dick.

anjoy515@hotmail.com says:
heyy how r ya

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
hello

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
not bad... you?

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
pretty good

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
where r u from

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
ottawa

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
oh yea can u send me a few pics

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
no i'm not i'm my own computer...

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
plus you've seen a bunch on my pof

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
oh do u take sexy pictures .. j.w. because i am a photographer

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
a photographer?

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
me too... how convenient

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
yes mam

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
wow

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
we could take pics of eachother

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
haha i guess so

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
do u like nude pictures

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
usually

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
yea you dont have any right now though

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
you mean nude pictures of me? or in general...

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
both

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
i don't like nude pictures of me. haha

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
why not

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
because i'm not the best model

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
what makes anyone the best

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
because more people like a certain thing better

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
i think you would outstanding in nude photos

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
meh i've done them, not that great

(Oh shit??! A real life photographer???! I've never met one of those before! Oh take naked pictures of me baby! Then fucking rape me in the ass. )

Oh no! Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden, Part II

ts arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:49:55 AM)
ok you pick the subject

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:51:01 AM)
um.. favorite bands?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:51:18 AM)
lots lol

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:51:41 AM)
cool...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:51:52 AM)
all time fav is white chapel

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:52:28 AM)
never heard of them

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:57:58 AM)
check them out on youtube and go check me out as well type in search grimband666

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:58:08 AM)
cool

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:59:18 AM)
your fav band is kittie right??

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:59:54 AM)
no

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:00:00 AM)
alexisonfire

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:30 AM)
really their screamer sucks

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:51 AM)
no offence

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:59 AM)
are you goth?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:02:02 AM)
meh... i've been listening to them for years

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:02:05 AM)
no

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:02:26 AM)
i love your tats any piercings?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:03:54 AM)
my septum

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:04:23 AM)
which is again?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:05:28 AM)
my nose

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:06:01 AM)
oh lol i got my eyebrow and both ears

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:06:55 AM)
cool. my ears are stretched...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:07:21 AM)
gaged?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:07:25 AM)
gadged?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:07:41 AM)
yeah...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:18 AM)
did you go see me on you tube?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:08:38 AM)
no i haven't yet.

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:08:41 AM)
about to noow

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:51 AM)
ok

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:59 AM)
what other bands you like

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:09:49 AM)
um... death from above 1979, the beatles, metric, kanye west...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:05 AM)
oh

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:18 AM)
havent heeard of death from above in awhile

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:10:28 AM)
they broke up a long time ago

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:11:21 AM)
ah

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:11:29 AM)
yep...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:13:14 AM)
what about death metal

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:14:16 AM)
nah not really... haven't really listening to that stuff since high school.

(So, you watched the video below, noticed that this guy says George of AOF sucks, and now you're laughing your ass off. Yes, quite good. Oh and you also noticed his missing tooth, and now you think we should date because that's sexy? Sweet, I'll hook it up.)

Oh my fuck.

(hahahahahhahahahahahaha. Guy from below. So when he says he's a musician, he means plays fake Rock Band in his bedroom, while living with his parents. I love my life. )

Oh no! Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden, Part I

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:19:41 AM)
hello?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:20:00 AM)
hello

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:03 AM)
i havent heard kittie in a while

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:20:12 AM)
yeah they're a good time

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:45 AM)
so its about time i met a metal head

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:49 AM)
you gotta cam?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:15 AM)
haha

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:17 AM)
nope sorry

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:21:39 AM)
its cool your beautiful

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:46 AM)
haha... thanks

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:21:59 AM)
np you drive right

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:22:57 AM)
nope

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:23:00 AM)
uh you busy?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:23:15 AM)
no... not really

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:23:27 AM)
ok if we were to meet how would we

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:23:49 AM)
haha... uh i don't know

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:24:47 AM)
ok um what do you wanna know?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:25:39 AM)
haha... erm....

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:25:54 AM)
'im a musician

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:06 AM)
that's coool... you do that for a living?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:16 AM)
yup

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:19 AM)
cool

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:33 AM)
what do you do for a living

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:40 AM)
work at a grocery store

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:53 AM)
i see where you from

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:27:29 AM)
ottawa

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:29:18 AM)
where in ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:29:55 AM)
china town

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:30:26 AM)
ah ok when can you come over and chill?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:31:14 AM)
where do you live?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:32:14 AM)
carleton place

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:32:36 AM)
uh i dunno... i don't have a car

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:33:29 AM)
bus

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:34:51 AM)
i don't have money for a bus right now

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:36:45 AM)
well i didnt mean right now

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:37:11 AM)
haha well i didn't think so. i'm just saying... money is tight.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:38:42 AM)
ya its like 60 bucks all together here and back to ottawa cause you gotta take a taxi to where i am when you get to carleton place

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:39:36 AM)
yeah... that won't be happening. sorry.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:41:18 AM)
why]

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:41:48 AM)
because i'm not going all the way to carleton place to meet someone i don't know

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:42:02 AM)
why aren't you offering to come here?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:15 AM)
what if we talk on the phone first?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:33 AM)
cause i cant even get to carleton place let alone ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:42:49 AM)
why can't you?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:43:13 AM)
cause i live in the sticks and i need a place to stay in ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:43:34 AM)
ok.... but it's ok for me to spend money to come and see you?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:44:26 AM)
no if you come down when i have money ill pay for the taxi

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:45:04 AM)
sorry... i don't have extra money for this journey.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:45:15 AM)
thats what im saying
Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:45:35 AM)
you just prolly would have to pay for the bus ticket

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:45:59 AM)
i don't have money for a bus ticket. like... no extra cash

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:46:24 AM)
well when you get some are you offering me a place to stay if i can get there?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:47:13 AM)
i don't know. i don't know you....

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:48:07 AM)
how about we talk on the phone for a few weeks?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:49:25 AM)
maybe. how aboout we talk on here for a bit, then we'll see

(I haven't met someone so pushy and annoying about meeting since I was in high school. And we're NOT talking about that story. ugh. Part II soon, because he's still talking to me, so get ready for the rest of this annoying shit show. I do it all in the name of this blog. So fucking READ IT.)

hello

hello,ijust liked your face,u are nice,im 22 years old good looking guy,i realy wanna show u my..xxx..with webcam on msn,im serious and not wasteing your time,if u interested please erite me back and i wll send u my msn adress,thanks.

(Submitted by LM)

(Wow another rape on the English language. I can hardly read this. But what a nice guy for not wasting anyone's time. How sweet of him.)

hello

I love your profile, and your not to bad yourself. If you wanna chat, get back to me.

Jeremy
Professional Stuntman
& Part Time Rock Star

(Hahahaha who signs a dating site message LIKE THAT?? Omg part time rock star?? Cream my jeans baby...)

hi there

how are you toonight .just read you pro and no im older then you bot doint look or act my age .love playing games and hanging out and smoking and like to party .on weekend .would like rto chat nice tattos

(Nice rape on the English language. He's like 45.)

hello

hey hey what are you doing tonight want to hook up give me a shout ??

(My reply: " i'm staying in tonight. i have to work tomorrow. sorry.")


well maybe a nother night hun so we could get hot and heavy ??

twin

are u a twin

(Millionth message from this guy, and he keeps asking random stupid questions. My reply: "no...")

ok do u have msn i would like to chat with u

@@

you are pretty much topless not coool

(My reply: "oh no?")

sorry left pof on at work my coligues are retarded and messaged people keep doin wat you do everyone is unique adn Jesus loves you for you and wats in your heart :)

(Made me laugh more. And couldn't think of anything witty to say.)

hey

I'd love to cum all over those big tits !

(Sigh, my favorite emails!)

hey what's up?

how is it going?

I was wondering if you are interested in getting to know each other and see how far we can go.

Let me know what u think

Cheers,

Amin

(How far we can go... where? Road trip?)

Hello Bella

How u doing tonight baby.
Looking for Activity Partenaire tonight if u goog to go get me back.