Monday, August 31, 2009

shit porn

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:17:13 AM)
hey wanna suck some penis

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:17:21 AM)
um no

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:17:29 AM)
ha ha ha why

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:17:58 AM)
its a foot long and its fresh

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:18:05 AM)
ew

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:18:22 AM)
what are u saying i know u like that kinda thing

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:19:41 AM)
hey u and a couple of your girls should come see me and my boy and u could sit on our faces and u and your friend can piss and shit in our mouths than well make out mmmmm tasty corn

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:19:46 AM)
:P

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:20:23 AM)
yeah ok

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:20:24 AM)
sure

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:20:27 AM)
sounds fun

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:20:55 AM)
right on where u wanna meet up and get this done

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:21:37 AM)
we can meet downtown... do it in the streets. get a show going. a live 2girls1cup

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:22:44 AM)
but i want u shit straight in to my mouth directly from your asshole that i would lick it dry after u pissed in my face

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:23:14 AM)
i'll use your face as the cup

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:09 AM)
yeah yeah ha ha ha

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:26 AM)
:Ptasty corn

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:33 AM)
and cucumber

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:24:39 AM)
yeah

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:24:41 AM)
hot

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:54 AM)
i know eh

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:24:59 AM)
who is this?

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:25:06 AM)
so u wanna chill

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:25:58 AM)
here baby im gonna take off my pants right now for u i got a bucket of shit to rub my dick in and think about u and your deep brown eye

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:27:07 AM)
ill lick u where u shit im in the east end near vanier

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:27:59 AM)
soo

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:28:16 AM)
no thanks. i'm busy shitting on other people

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:28:34 AM)
share the wealth

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:28:55 AM)
dont be a shit jew

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:29:01 AM)
i love jews

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:29:18 AM)
me 2

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:30:13 AM)
allot of them have shit fetishes

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:30:42 AM)
sure...

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:30:54 AM)
anyway... interesting chat. don't message me again. thanks

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:31:16 AM)
so give me a taste give me a taste of that brown juicy stuff

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:31:28 AM)
i like the diahria the best

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:31:44 AM)
i like the sound it makes when it comes out

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:32:01 AM)
the sound of a blocked drain turns me on

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:32:28 AM)
:Plook its dripping on my tongue:P

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:33:10 AM)
your shit is like a magnet my tongue doesnt miss a peace

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:33:31 AM)
keep going

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:33:33 AM)
or a corn

(Live 2girls1cup @ this guy's house.)

Monday, August 24, 2009

interested

hey looking for discreet sex or fun no strings attached im taken and do not want that to change so must be discreet. I do have a pic and if u want to know more or are interested love to hear back from you

hey

nice tits, can i get a better look?

damn

hey u r hot


can we please chat

hi there

wow,you really are hot,just awesome,lol

incoming message

whoa thats chesty

Saturday, July 25, 2009

He's a photographer, so that means he should get naked pictures of me. You know, for critiquing... with his dick.

anjoy515@hotmail.com says:
heyy how r ya

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
hello

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
not bad... you?

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
pretty good

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
where r u from

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
ottawa

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
oh yea can u send me a few pics

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
no i'm not i'm my own computer...

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
plus you've seen a bunch on my pof

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
oh do u take sexy pictures .. j.w. because i am a photographer

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
a photographer?

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
me too... how convenient

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
yes mam

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
wow

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
we could take pics of eachother

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
haha i guess so

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
do u like nude pictures

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
usually

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
yea you dont have any right now though

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
you mean nude pictures of me? or in general...

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
both

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
i don't like nude pictures of me. haha

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
why not

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
because i'm not the best model

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
what makes anyone the best

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
because more people like a certain thing better

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
i think you would outstanding in nude photos

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
meh i've done them, not that great

(Oh shit??! A real life photographer???! I've never met one of those before! Oh take naked pictures of me baby! Then fucking rape me in the ass. )

Friday, July 24, 2009

Oh no! Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden, Part II

ts arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:49:55 AM)
ok you pick the subject

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:51:01 AM)
um.. favorite bands?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:51:18 AM)
lots lol

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:51:41 AM)
cool...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:51:52 AM)
all time fav is white chapel

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:52:28 AM)
never heard of them

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:57:58 AM)
check them out on youtube and go check me out as well type in search grimband666

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:58:08 AM)
cool

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:59:18 AM)
your fav band is kittie right??

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:59:54 AM)
no

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:00:00 AM)
alexisonfire

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:30 AM)
really their screamer sucks

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:51 AM)
no offence

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:59 AM)
are you goth?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:02:02 AM)
meh... i've been listening to them for years

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:02:05 AM)
no

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:02:26 AM)
i love your tats any piercings?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:03:54 AM)
my septum

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:04:23 AM)
which is again?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:05:28 AM)
my nose

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:06:01 AM)
oh lol i got my eyebrow and both ears

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:06:55 AM)
cool. my ears are stretched...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:07:21 AM)
gaged?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:07:25 AM)
gadged?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:07:41 AM)
yeah...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:18 AM)
did you go see me on you tube?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:08:38 AM)
no i haven't yet.

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:08:41 AM)
about to noow

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:51 AM)
ok

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:59 AM)
what other bands you like

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:09:49 AM)
um... death from above 1979, the beatles, metric, kanye west...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:05 AM)
oh

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:18 AM)
havent heeard of death from above in awhile

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:10:28 AM)
they broke up a long time ago

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:11:21 AM)
ah

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:11:29 AM)
yep...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:13:14 AM)
what about death metal

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:14:16 AM)
nah not really... haven't really listening to that stuff since high school.

(So, you watched the video below, noticed that this guy says George of AOF sucks, and now you're laughing your ass off. Yes, quite good. Oh and you also noticed his missing tooth, and now you think we should date because that's sexy? Sweet, I'll hook it up.)

Oh my fuck.



(hahahahahhahahahahahaha. Guy from below. So when he says he's a musician, he means plays fake Rock Band in his bedroom, while living with his parents. I love my life. )

Oh no! Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden, Part I

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:19:41 AM)
hello?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:20:00 AM)
hello

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:03 AM)
i havent heard kittie in a while

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:20:12 AM)
yeah they're a good time

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:45 AM)
so its about time i met a metal head

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:49 AM)
you gotta cam?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:15 AM)
haha

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:17 AM)
nope sorry

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:21:39 AM)
its cool your beautiful

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:46 AM)
haha... thanks

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:21:59 AM)
np you drive right

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:22:57 AM)
nope

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:23:00 AM)
uh you busy?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:23:15 AM)
no... not really

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:23:27 AM)
ok if we were to meet how would we

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:23:49 AM)
haha... uh i don't know

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:24:47 AM)
ok um what do you wanna know?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:25:39 AM)
haha... erm....

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:25:54 AM)
'im a musician

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:06 AM)
that's coool... you do that for a living?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:16 AM)
yup

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:19 AM)
cool

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:33 AM)
what do you do for a living

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:40 AM)
work at a grocery store

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:53 AM)
i see where you from

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:27:29 AM)
ottawa

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:29:18 AM)
where in ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:29:55 AM)
china town

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:30:26 AM)
ah ok when can you come over and chill?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:31:14 AM)
where do you live?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:32:14 AM)
carleton place

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:32:36 AM)
uh i dunno... i don't have a car

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:33:29 AM)
bus

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:34:51 AM)
i don't have money for a bus right now

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:36:45 AM)
well i didnt mean right now

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:37:11 AM)
haha well i didn't think so. i'm just saying... money is tight.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:38:42 AM)
ya its like 60 bucks all together here and back to ottawa cause you gotta take a taxi to where i am when you get to carleton place

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:39:36 AM)
yeah... that won't be happening. sorry.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:41:18 AM)
why]

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:41:48 AM)
because i'm not going all the way to carleton place to meet someone i don't know

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:42:02 AM)
why aren't you offering to come here?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:15 AM)
what if we talk on the phone first?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:33 AM)
cause i cant even get to carleton place let alone ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:42:49 AM)
why can't you?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:43:13 AM)
cause i live in the sticks and i need a place to stay in ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:43:34 AM)
ok.... but it's ok for me to spend money to come and see you?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:44:26 AM)
no if you come down when i have money ill pay for the taxi

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:45:04 AM)
sorry... i don't have extra money for this journey.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:45:15 AM)
thats what im saying
Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:45:35 AM)
you just prolly would have to pay for the bus ticket

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:45:59 AM)
i don't have money for a bus ticket. like... no extra cash

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:46:24 AM)
well when you get some are you offering me a place to stay if i can get there?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:47:13 AM)
i don't know. i don't know you....

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:48:07 AM)
how about we talk on the phone for a few weeks?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:49:25 AM)
maybe. how aboout we talk on here for a bit, then we'll see

(I haven't met someone so pushy and annoying about meeting since I was in high school. And we're NOT talking about that story. ugh. Part II soon, because he's still talking to me, so get ready for the rest of this annoying shit show. I do it all in the name of this blog. So fucking READ IT.)