Your Subject Line Heres

Would you like to have me?

(In the butt...?)

Looking for a friend

Hello She.z In Control,

I am looking for a good friend. I do not want to post my picture to the world but if you are interested I can send you an u-tube video.

Thanks,

Tom

(He's 42, I doubt we'd have much in common to become "good" friends.)

...

just wanted to say hello, say im a scoripio, and hopefully
without any offense, i figured id come strait out and dodge the
hurtle that always blows up in my face in the end. very submissive,
and into certain fetishes. serious passion for lingerie and
sensuality, most of my interests are based around powerful women,
passionate women, and someone who can enjoy life outside the box.

with all that out there, how goes? i just wanna see if we could
chat, might actually have some things in common, but i figured id
be upfront as to not waste your time in case you find what im into
right strange and perverted. so, heres hoping that your one of the
few who can let sexuality be exactly that, and nothing more, and
maybe see past oddities.

cheers and hope to hear back from you.

brad.

(He sent the exact same thing to me twice. Also, his user name is nousefouraname. As in the number 4. I wonder if this was on purpose? Let's all hope. I didn't actually read his message through till right now, and he claims to be kinky... lingerie isn't something I would consider kinky. My left pinky is kinkier than him.)

Your Subject Line HereHiiiii

From: lovegunner447 : Back from Afghanastan

hi how are you

(Might help if could spell the name of the country you just came back from a tour of duty in)

Dear Readers...You're Welcome

(No words. Only laughter.)

heyy

hey u lookin for sum fun , i love tats

not in the mood for your sexy chat

Justin says: (8:45:42 PM)
oh nice name

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:45:55 PM)
haha thanks...

Justin says: (8:46:08 PM)
but my big one isnt there....

Justin says: (8:48:06 PM)
...

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:48:53 PM)
haha... uh huh...

Justin says: (8:49:08 PM)
is 9 inches big?

Justin says: (8:49:34 PM)
u topless in ure profile pic?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:50:30 PM)
haha no

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:50:56 PM)
so are we going to be talking aboout your dick all night?

Justin says: (8:51:39 PM)
no but we can if u wanted

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:51:53 PM)
haha not really my thing

Justin says: (8:52:23 PM)
send me some pics of ya....u look kinda busty eh!

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:52:45 PM)
haha

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:53:06 PM)
why don't you send me a picture of you... since i don't know what you look like

Justin says: (8:53:20 PM)
u looking for it rough?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:54:20 PM)
...what?

Justin says: (8:54:35 PM)
someone to give it to you rough? real rough

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:56:04 PM)
hahaha... oh you're gonna give it to me are ya?

Justin says: (8:57:04 PM)
if u like 9 and rough its possible!

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:58:47 PM)
haha

Justin says: (8:59:05 PM)
so you like it rough?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:59:27 PM)
so are you going to send me a picture?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:05:09 PM)
cool

Justin says: (9:05:28 PM)
gonna send me one and answer my question?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:05:41 PM)
haha you've already seen pictures of me

Justin says: (9:06:55 PM)
rought and 9

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:07:17 PM)
haha ok

Justin says: (9:07:31 PM)
like anal?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:09:23 PM)
um wow

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:09:31 PM)
how forward of you

Justin says: (9:10:15 PM)
im very open and not shy

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:10:39 PM)
i noticed

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:11:03 PM)
but what if i was? i don't think that very polite

Justin says: (9:11:34 PM)
im sure ull be ok

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:11:58 PM)
haha

Justin says: (9:12:09 PM)
so yes or no?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:13:12 PM)
no i don't want it in my butt thanks

Justin says: (9:13:52 PM)
u swallow?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:14:45 PM)
ugh.... can't we talk about something else?? anything... sheesh

Justin says: (9:15:44 PM)
ure kinda no fun eh i thoiught ud be more fun lol

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:16:19 PM)
i'm lots of fun... just not in the mood for your sexy chat...

Justin says: (9:16:29 PM)
that sucks...

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:16:45 PM)
for you obviously. haha

zomg_bored

(Bahahahaha he's totally jerking it! Look where his hand is! omg! He also sent me this, which I forgot about because I was so excited about his picture.)

yo....... hate talking on this thang. gimme a buzz on msn if u want: soul***********@hotmail.com

hi there

hiya,well i dont think your a nerd,i think your hot,very.Yeah,i am older than you,but thought i would say hi,if bored and wanna chat,that would be cool,if really bored,i do have a cam,lol,see the wild side,lol,let me know,thanks,,,,peace

(And then 4 minutes later...)

so thats a maybe right,lmao,ok maybe not

(To which I responded, yes you're too old.)

well you are welcome,and yeah a little to old,i agree,but not to watch my cam?lolok i am still trying,lol

hi

Hi my name is leo how are you? I am wondering do you have yahoo or msn or aim messenger I would really like to chat with ..you.
oh.. one more thing umm do you have small feet?.

(What is with the obsession with feet? I HATE feet!)