4somes are my favorite

cum to guelph if you want a 4 some

(What the fuck?)

Old man balls, ew

5:07am
Would like to come down and see you
I would like to see you suck C**k That would turn me on
I would do the Same back to you. Hope to hear from you Let me know
I would like to lick you too.



5:01am
Hi would like to come down and see you
so you like to suck C**K I would love to see this perhaps you can do me? Let me know Hope to hear from you.

What an idiot

triple.s: hey
triple.s: hows it going
She.z_In_Control: not bad
She.z_In_Control: you?
triple.s: not too bad
She.z_In_Control: excellent
triple.s: are those recent pics
She.z_In_Control: yeah pretty recent
triple.s: ok
*** triple.s's IC window is closed
She.z_In_Control: hahahaha
*** Waiting for triple.s to connect
*** triple.s's IC window is open
*** You have been blocked by triple.s
*** triple.s's IC window is closed

(Are those pics recent? Than block me? Hahaha what the fuck does that mean? What an idiot.)

Jerk it baby, jerk it

She.z_In_Control: thanks
jelloeatter: yw
jelloeatter: you r very good looking and what a body
She.z_In_Control: thank you
jelloeatter: np
jelloeatter: glad i could help
jelloeatter: I think lol
She.z_In_Control: haha....
She.z_In_Control: sure why not
jelloeatter: lol
jelloeatter: the one in the white top is my fav
jelloeatter: you have msn or a cam
She.z_In_Control: thanks. it seems to be many favs
She.z_In_Control: no i dn't have a cam
jelloeatter: I know why it is lol
She.z_In_Control: why?
jelloeatter: shows how good looking you r and it show what a big beautiful chest
you have
She.z_In_Control: ah maybe
She.z_In_Control: haha
jelloeatter: well thats why i like it
She.z_In_Control: cool
jelloeatter: yeah I am a boob man lol
She.z_In_Control: haha
She.z_In_Control: cool.
jelloeatter: you like that I am a boob man
She.z_In_Control: haha sure.
She.z_In_Control: most that message me seem to be
jelloeatter: cool
jelloeatter: damn you make a guy very excited
She.z_In_Control: haha i dunno if that's a good thing
jelloeatter: well if you were here sitting my lap it would be atleast for me
jelloeatter: how big r they?
She.z_In_Control: haha
She.z_In_Control: big
jelloeatter: I c that lol
jelloeatter: more than 2 hand fulls
She.z_In_Control: eeehhh... maybe
She.z_In_Control: one and a half
jelloeatter: and a pair of lips lol
She.z_In_Control: haha
jelloeatter: thats a yes
jelloeatter: sorry I have a full on erection talking to you and probably should do
something about it lol
She.z_In_Control: hmm i see
jelloeatter: you wish lol
She.z_In_Control: haha no not really. not my kinda thing
jelloeatter: erections not your thing
jelloeatter: lol
She.z_In_Control: watching annoymous erections are not my thing
jelloeatter: lol
jelloeatter: I can come over and drop it between your boobs
jelloeatter: lol
jelloeatter:
She.z_In_Control: haha uuuh
jelloeatter: lol
jelloeatter: bye baby I am going to pull all of it out and jerk it c ya
*** jelloeatter's IC window is closed

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(For everyone's sake, please let this picture be an amazing joke that I'm just not getting. It's kinda grossing me out, but yet I look and laugh. Like an episode of Jackass.)

Can I touch your breast....? Worst pick-up line ever.

kelowna21: hi
She.z_In_Control: hi
kelowna21: how are you nice pic
She.z_In_Control: thanks
She.z_In_Control: i'm aright
kelowna21: thats good why only alright
She.z_In_Control: just tired
kelowna21: i see
kelowna21: do you have cam
She.z_In_Control: no
kelowna21: more hot pics
She.z_In_Control: no
kelowna21: can i touch your breast
She.z_In_Control: uh what?
*** kelowna21's IC window is closed


(He had a six-pack. One of those really nasty ripple-y ones. Gross!)

I don't think you understand the concept of a lesbian

Stand 5 9 sandy blonde hair tatoos muscular very sexual very open minded love to please a woman.Looking for a very sexual woman.I am looking for a woman that is married single attached straight bi-sexual or lesbian.


(Dude, lesbians don't like COCK! And they will not want to meet you for sex.)

Pussy lick

soldierboy2008: Do you want me to lick your pussy?
She.z_In_Control: hahahahaha what
soldierboy2008: lick your pussy. Do you want me to lick your pussy
She.z_In_Control: no. i sure don't
soldierboy2008: Allright
*** soldierboy2008's IC window is closed

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I thought it was one of those joke pictures. You know, the fun ones. But it's for real. And it's real funny.)

But I love scum!

Did you know Kris has a gf?
ya...Hes been with me over a year and a half...so apparently hes scum

(So I got this the other day. At first I thought it was something about my sister. But I read it over... and HAHAHAHA! This guy sent me a message, I sent him something lame back, then didn't bother. All of a sudden his girlfriend messages me! HAHAHAHAHA! So good. I laughed so oh so hard.

His profile has been deleted.)